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THE CLERKS
I guess I watch black and white movies now

Back when I used to work at the shit ass factory in the middle of Nowhere, USA, I had to drive past a motel that advertised having color tvs in every room, as if that was somehow unheardof and significant in lords year 2020. Well, Color TV Inn, I'm in no need of your services at the moment, I have watched not one but TWO black and white movies in the past 30 days and I feel approximately 75 years old.

Here's the catch though, the movie was good. Maybe I'm fucked for laughing my ass off at necrophilia (that was a spoiler, wink wink), but I do enjoy laughing and by extension movies that make me laugh. I'll answer for my humor crimes later on in life or death, I'm sure. This movie had me WHEEZING, the dynamic between the main two characters was immaculate, the drama was hilarious, the whole thing was relatable in a strange way.

I'd rate it a 10/10, but would I recommend it to a friend or coworker? Can't say I would. I'm not gonna be the one who recommends a movie where there's necrophilia to ppl who might have a morality heart attack over it.